if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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