She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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