I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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