hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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