I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
