it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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