if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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