I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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