So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have aggressive nipples.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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