: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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