u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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