am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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