Im at strip club and am horny
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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