We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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