More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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