Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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