Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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