belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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