We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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