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I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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