so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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