we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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