we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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