**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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