I am puke
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
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You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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