Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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