Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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