Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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