That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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