**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I hate all girls vehemently.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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