My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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