at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I think your dad took our porno
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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