I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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