Your face is a jimmy john
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Drake has all the answers
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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