thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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