you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
