btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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