whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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