yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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