i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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