Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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