to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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