I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
