she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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