wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This house was built for laser tag.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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