Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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