it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Randomize
