I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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