I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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