talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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