it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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